What a crock of liberal, left-wing, democratic cr@p.

#1 Commit to Ending Poverty - Kumbaya.

#2 Adopt a Plan of Action - The Millennium Development Goals - recommit to goals that haven't worked thus far, and develop more specific goals that also won't work.

#3 Raise the Voice of the Poor - Kumbaya again.

#4 Redeem the Role of the United States in the World - Bash America.

#5 Rescue the IMF and the World Bank - Throw good money after bad.

#6 Strengthen the United Nations - the only thing the UN is good for is blaming everything that's wrong in the world on Israel. So it's worse than useless.

#7 Harness Global Science - Use science for the benefit of communism and/or socialism.

#8 Promote Sustainable Development - Reduce global warming.

# Make a Personal Commitment - The only suggestion that works.