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Space shuttle astronauts involved in 3-way love triangle
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Space shuttle astronauts involved in 3-way love triangle

News – A U.S. astronaut was arrested after attacking another astronaut at the Orlando airport yesterday, after accosting her and warning her to stop engaging in an affair with a 3rd astronaut. All are active in the corps and have recently returned from space.

Tags: Astronaut, Shuttle Discovery, Love Triangle, Space Station

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Yeah... um... that's insane.

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...and she drove the 900-1000 miles wearing diapers?!

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diapers can be kinky

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Come on, this is really sad. It's unfortunate her family was not able to intervene and help her. Obviously, she's having a nervous breakdown or something. Really sad, she has children.

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enough to say they were out of this world to say the least. Your whole career ahead of you? Your fame? Your book deals? All for ?????

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Someone could make a hell of a soap opera out of this.

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heh, when astronauts go stellar

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I'm glad you said "stllar".

I was going to say "ballistic".

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diapers can be messy.

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Think about it astronaunts are trained to "do their business" in those spacesuits for her that was no big deal.

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Probably a big clue that this bizarre behavior is linked to what she had to go through.

This woman actually did something for her country -and the risks she took were enormous,very obviously-,it is just too bad that she is now subjected to public ridicule.

I hope NASA takes care of her,and it seems that they are.

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I think more than a clue as to what she went through in space, and by the way I dont think that it could be dexcribed as an ordeal, I think this just shows that astronaut or not we are all subject to jealousy and that love can make us to incredible, stupid things.

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Don't they sometimes use diapers as well? I remember an old Donovan song called "intergalactic laxative" that inferred as much.

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If you take too much laxative, wouldn't you get diarhea in space? Ah, explains the brown cloud! (Ewwwwww...whacks himself with a large trout!)

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new advertising career, TV spots for "depends".

991 miles it lasted. That's gotta be a record!

Like those worn by our astronuts!

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What a Space Cadet ... that's what oxygen deprivation and lots of spinning really fast do to your brain.

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She was attempting re-entry?

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I actually think she was hoping for a docking maneuver.

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Aren't they supposed to be above that sort of thing?

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For some reason I recall the Ren an Stimpy episode of "Space madness"

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I love that one!

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So where was this guy's wife and kid's during all his after hour's activities???

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He isn't married. The others are.

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When is the movie coming out

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This shouldn't be real news. They're people. Let them live out their problems. Durr.

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The Netscape by-line to this story is incorrect. The astronaut didn't assault another astronaut, she assaulted an Air Force engineer assigned to support Shuttle launch and recovery operations at Patrick Air Force Base near the Kennedy Space Center. The engineer is supposedly romantically involved with a third astronaut, which is presumably why this whole incident took place.

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Lol, good to see someone is paying attention, I was going to correct that too!

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still suffice to say they were outta this world?

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This just proves that it doesn't matter where you live, how much money you have, or how prestigious your job is, there are crazy people everywhere.

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This entire mess wouln't have happened had it not been for Bill Clinton!

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You beat me to it...I was going to blame Bush.

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The Causen Effect: Anything bad that happens is (name of current or former President)'s fault.

http://causen-effect.blogspot.com/

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Imagine; these 3 were all-together on the space station! But wait, the plot thickens; Boris (Russian Cosmonaut) is also there. He sneaked flask of vodka on mission ...

(Please continue this story, it's out-of-this-world!)

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this is unfathomable. she ******ed herself on the way and brought a bb gun?????

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I was woundering what the BB gun was for. " Leave mah main alone oh ahm gonna shoot yer eye out, but lemme change mah diapers first."

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Just goes to show astronauts are people, too...same weaknesses as everyone else, despite the calm exterior and nerves of steel that we tend to think these people have.

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Remember these are the people we want... pardon me ....(wanted) our children to look up to and want to aspire to be.

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Astronuts, hahahahaha.

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No doubt this woman has menopause, and according to doctors, a lot of women going through menopause go berserk and are dissatisfied with their marriage and seek attention elsewhere.

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MEN-opause

MEN-strual pain

MEN-tal illness

GUY-necological problems

HIS-terectomy

notice how all womens problems start with males!!!

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Now donna you no worry she get back, HER-pes.

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Darn...I didn't see this one.

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none of Mumma listings are diseased things, out of context

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In fairness, let's not forget HER-pes.

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I'm not going to take thta sitting down,

I can't I've got HER-maroids.lol

and can you answer me this?

When a woman has a hysterectomy does that mean that she will no longer get hysterical??

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"more than a working relationship but less than a romantic relationship," ...The new description of a ******?

Mother of three.

"A father of two children, Oefelein enjoys fishing, hiking and snowboarding" ... and banging NASA ******s.

Did anyone mention that this was abnormal behavior? Maybe they should run for President or Mayor of San Fransicko.

What is really crazy, there are people who look up and admired them as something great.

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"AHHH DID NOT have SEX With That Woman!" And people wonder where it all started.

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Sl*****t

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I always wondered if people had sex in space yet... I figured with all the female astronauts and the space station and everything that, well, it must have happened by now.

Guess so, huh?

Zero-Gravity Sex.... mmmmmmmm... pretty cool.

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Do you think that those who have been living in the space station for months don't think about sex? Of course they do! So how do they live over there without it? Yes, they have sex, for God sakes! But with rubber doles of Jenna Jamison!

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