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A New Delhi man born with, and this is the key here, TWO fully funcioning penises has decided to have one removed so he can marry a lead a normal sex life. Just think about the money he could have made in freaky porn.

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  • Avg rating: (+5/-0 5)sarah
    sarah
    Aug. 20, 2006, 9:41 p.m.

    can someone get me his number?

    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Bobcat6
      Bobcat6
      Aug. 21, 2006, 8:58 a.m.

      Well, I'm jealous. When one quits just fire up the 2nd one. I'll bet his sex life has been tons of fun.

      • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)Meimei53
        Meimei53
        Aug. 21, 2006, 10:37 a.m.

        I'll have to see this before I believe it.

        • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)jaxmanjoe
          jaxmanjoe
          Aug. 21, 2006, 10:51 a.m.

          Two in the hand is worth one in the bush.

          • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)jaxmanjoe
            jaxmanjoe
            Aug. 21, 2006, 10:53 a.m.

            Two heads are better than one.

            • Avg rating: (+1/-3 -2)Natfan
              Natfan
              Aug. 21, 2006, 11:10 a.m.

              How do you pick which one to chop?

              • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)blksentra2
                blksentra2
                Aug. 21, 2006, 11:17 a.m.

                I bet this guy must have freaked out his share of women in the bedroom.

                • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)rushran
                  rushran
                  Aug. 21, 2006, 11:18 a.m.

                  You take off the smaller 1 LOL

                  • Avg rating: (+13/-0 13)jaxmanjoe
                    jaxmanjoe
                    Aug. 21, 2006, 11:18 a.m.

                    I bet the smaller one had penis envy.

                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)rushran
                      rushran
                      Aug. 21, 2006, 11:20 a.m.

                      Sarah sounds like my type of woman wild and kinky

                      • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)william-sire
                        william-sire
                        Aug. 21, 2006, 11:50 a.m.

                        This story is most likey ficticious, however if it is not, whats up with this ? >>> "The newspaper did not disclose the identity of the man or the hospital to protect the patient's privacy." Does he really want that ? I meean he is about o get married and I imagine the strippers would pay to be at his bachelor party.

                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)mbkijb
                          mbkijb
                          Aug. 21, 2006, 12:37 p.m.

                          good one(s) jaxmanjoe!! Very Quippy!! lol

                          • Avg rating: (+14/-1 13)zonkra
                            zonkra
                            Aug. 21, 2006, 12:43 p.m.

                            Couldn't he just keep both and marry two freaky porn stars?

                            • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)esmith4145
                              esmith4145
                              Aug. 21, 2006, 12:44 p.m.

                              Did you hear about the guy who had 5 penises? Apparently his pants fit like a glove......

                              • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)TednGilbertAZ
                                TednGilbertAZ
                                Aug. 21, 2006, 12:45 p.m.

                                Where there are two or more gathered in his name. Sure makes Double Penetration a snap... no more searching for a second male partner for DPs. Does he show any favoritism? If so, which one comes first... the left or right? I wonder if he could legally be a bigamist having his 'two-eyed' monster. He could mutually masturbate all bi himself. If I had two functioning, I could not dismember one of my members... it would be like getting rid of one of your two children - I just could not do it. He could have one cut and the other uncircumcised... the best of both worlds.

                                • Avg rating: (+3/-1 2)Sandokan
                                  Sandokan
                                  Aug. 21, 2006, 12:47 p.m.

                                  Double dipper and he got rid of it. There goes a super potential XXX Star. "Double D" or 2 Head ...LOL ...That

                                  would've been a great XXX film.

                                  • Avg rating: (+4/-0 4)Demerit
                                    Demerit
                                    Aug. 21, 2006, 12:51 p.m.

                                    Hey - This guy should have found Siamese twins to double his pleasure and double his fun - without the gum - or at least he could have moved to Utah, converted to Mormonism, and become the poster boy for polygamy

                                    • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)ERIZIONE
                                      ERIZIONE
                                      Aug. 21, 2006, 1:15 p.m.

                                      Double your pleasure.

                                      Double your Fun.

                                      Chewing on two is better than one.

                                      • Avg rating: (+2/-0 2)Niko
                                        Niko
                                        Aug. 21, 2006, 1:33 p.m.

                                        If this is a true story, the well endowed fellow has a terrible decision to make. What if the one that 'survives' the surgery, fails in action.

                                        If nothing else, we have had a little laugh over another's difficulty. Happy it wasn't me......

                                        • Avg rating: (+0/-0 0)Origin
                                          Origin
                                          Aug. 21, 2006, 1:35 p.m.

                                          LUCKY BASTARD... He should have sold the one he cut off on eBay, guarantee you a sex changer would have paid BIG BUCKS to get a function Snake.

                                          • Avg rating: (+9/-0 9)Demerit
                                            Demerit
                                            Aug. 21, 2006, 1:52 p.m.

                                            Hey - I was just told that since he was Indian he had to have it removed - otherwise they would have to rewrite the Kama Sutra

                                            • Avg rating: (+1/-0 1)eddiekriss
                                              eddiekriss
                                              Aug. 21, 2006, 2:11 p.m.

                                              are they over and under, or left or right??

                                              • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)Demerit
                                                Demerit
                                                Aug. 21, 2006, 2:29 p.m.

                                                Hey eddie - Could they be front and rear? - If so, and he found two black gays, they could be a peanut butter oreo

                                                • Avg rating: (+1/-4 -3)TalkIsCheep
                                                  TalkIsCheep
                                                  Aug. 21, 2006, 2:48 p.m.

                                                  All I can say is, if was me .......I would keep both and become a porn star

                                                  • Avg rating: (+3/-0 3)snichun
                                                    snichun
                                                    Aug. 21, 2006, 3:06 p.m.

                                                    A tailors conundrum. A man who when asked, dresses to both sides at once.

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